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Lol Craigslist

Thu Apr 30, 2009, 1:38 PM
I received 35 e-mails from people in the Evansville, IN area after posting this fake Craigslist ad up in the "Casual Encounters" section...
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I'm a fairly small, very submissive Jewish girl looking for something pretty specific. (Some of you are going to think this is sick ... but its what I want.) I'd like someone to be dominant and abuse me, humiliate me and hurt me in a concentration camp type scene. You be the sadistic Nazi guard, and I'll be the prisoner who has to do whatever you say. Uniforms a ++
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Some of said pictures had tasteful art, pictorials, and textual (lolwat?) allusions to what would happen to me!

I plan on doing something similar yet again and this time sending out a mass e-mail to all of them asking them to meet me at the mall wearing a specific color of shirt. Lulz will ensue.

In other news, I just aced a Chemistry test on Thermodynamics on Tuesday and I have my laboratory practical tonight. :3 I am going to meet these challenges and overcome them.

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~not-fun:iconnot-fun: Jun 10, 2009, 5:38:24 PM
hello jamz you magnificent creature

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Some dude: pat him on his fuzzy head and say "shut up dummy"
~Jamzy:iconJamzy: Jun 11, 2009, 1:03:08 AM
You do me too much. :3

How're you doing, lovely?

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The Jamz: An ingenious sexual maneuver where, in the cuddly aftermath of coitus, you whip out a cleverly stashed hammer to shatter the pelvis of your partner. It's like a Falcon Punch but better.
~not-fun:iconnot-fun: Jun 11, 2009, 1:14:51 AM
much better now you're here ;o

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Some dude: pat him on his fuzzy head and say "shut up dummy"
!fifi:iconfifi: May 26, 2009, 6:30:03 PM
J-JAAAMMZZZZ...

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ANYA! WE'RE USING THE HAMMER OF DAWN RIGHT NOOOOWWWW!!!
~narutofan1991:iconnarutofan1991: May 24, 2009, 7:17:11 PM
gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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** I love my girl friend, nekocatgurl1000!!! She's the most beutiful girl on dA and i won't beleve otherwise! >:D **

~~ Your my world, nekocatgurl. if I Had to explain how much I love u it'd be like counting stars. I could try but it'd never be enough ~~
*OneEyedMe:iconOneEyedMe: Jan 21, 2009, 11:02:05 PM
Thanks a lot for the fav! :iconclackyplz:

Glad I could... help you out. :^B

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Pokemanz! Gotta draw 'em all!
=tycho:icontycho: Nov 19, 2008, 5:26:01 PM
lol internet

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All of this I dragged out of Durandal's ruined mind. What fun it will be to torture him. Should I make him open doors again for a living?


video game OSTS here!
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